Emma. 20. Perth.

90's slang enthusiast. Good vibes. Good life.

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interstellar-space-cadet:
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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twitterlols:
“ Uh Oh Spaghetti O’s
”

Uh Oh Spaghetti O’s

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fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

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kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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cockyking:
“ embelish:
“ Omfffg
”
yelling
”

embelish:
Omfffg
yelling

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*plays with makeup while avoiding responsibilities*

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penicillium-pusher:

“girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!”
false.

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